I've always looked for this online, but only belatedly realized that it's all on the NBC website... and you know. The political sucker in me suddenly misses watching Saturday Night Live (and... wait, I can't despite Sky for taking off Jack TV, since Maxxx has both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.)
"...and now I am just one heartbeat away from being President of the United States."
-Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live
Last-minute: And, shall I add this?
Older, yeah, but it's still... heeh.