It's funny thinking that I'm not really a fan of the books, nor the films. It's funnier thinking that my articles (as of late) imply that the fans are one seriously crazy bunch. I don't really get the fuss - after all, they're probably just a noisy bunch of fans who want to be bitten by Robert Pattinson or have their underwear signed by Taylor Lautner - damn, I know that already? - although I planned to watch the film just to give my objections some basis.
Karma must be acting against me.